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Fiesta Days, 2009

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Well, we all survived the weekend. It was promising to be rather complicated — not to mention that date night (Thai with my Sweetie) was in jeopardy!

As it turned out, most everything settled down and I got to go help with the fireworks for Fiesta Days down in Spanish Fork. These folks really know how to do fireworks. When many of the cities are cutting back or eliminating fireworks for their city celebrations due to the economic upheaval the country is suffering through, Spanish Fork still put on a grand display.

I got three of the older kids to join me. (The Bookworm had her nose buried in a book and would not be displaced, IIRC.) The Gamer met up with the son of one of the other SCATeam members, who had been over to play GURPS (yes, we still need to get back to that; sorry boys); Cheezer snuggled down into the blanket she’d brough; the Entomologist alternated between the two, and finally got Cheezer to have scooter races with him, using borrowed scooters.

The assignment was pretty easy this year. Lots of telling folks why they couldn’t allow their kids to play on the swings and slides (”Sorry folks, the playground is inside the drop-zone.”); that the fireworks would only stop for high wind, not for rain; and that the official start time for the fireworks is “when the rodeo is over” — which was scheduled to be finished at ten, but always runs over a little.

The cool thing about working the fireworks is that you’re right there! The shells and larger mortars were exploding just a little to the west but almost straight up. Really fun to watch, that close up. They had some very neat mortars this year, and some shells I hadn’t seen before. My favorites were the ones that made little purple bursts right at the end … at least I think they were purple bursts; the purple could have been after-image on the back of my retinas, I guess. :-)

The finale was quite surprising. I mean, one expects a finale, and one expects lots of fireworks, but the number of things going on in the air all at once started pushing the bounds of sensory overload! I couldn’t believe how much fire was in the sky; it felt like they shot off a full third of their total fireworks in the last twenty seconds or so. (I’m sure it was a lot less of the total load, but when there’s that much stuff in the air …)

Consensus from the kids? Great!

I’m glad they came along; it was fun to have them there with me, even if they did have a long wait before the official show.

Pony Express Days, 2009

Monday, June 8th, 2009

OK, this blog has been too long neglected. Those responsible have been sacked, and henceforth the blog will be maintained by llamas.

That said, I had a fun weekend with the SCATeam and ARES out helping with the Pony Express Days concert and fireworks in Eagle Mountain. They held a Tribute to our Troops concert Saturday night. I was working security and traffic control so I didn’t get to hear much of the concert, but I was nigh ground-zero for the fireworks. Always fun having shells going off right over head. :-D

The concert ran a little over … by over an hour. I’m sure those who wanted to hear the band didn’t mind, but those of us standing around waiting for the fireworks …

And it’s absolutely amazing the dumb things drivers will do, even knowing there’s herd of Sheriff’s Deputies standing around just waiting for you to do said “dumb things.” Really, folks, you are not special; you are not entitled. There were three or four cars that ignored directions from uniformed officers, skirted rows of cones and flares to drive through the fireworks drop-zone! Gives all new meaning to the term “Utahrd.” I was stationed where they were headed and the deputy I was assisting gave them a good chewing out. Satisfying.

Soggy Onions

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

OK, so whose idea was it to hold the Payson Golden Onion Days Parade in the freezing, hail-laden, nigh-hurricane yesterday?! Seriously wet. And cold. Those poor Queens and Attendants up there on their floats. The Drill Teams, Bands, and other assorted marchers. Yikes!

Here, let me show you what I mean:

Here it comes!  (Severe Thunderstorm Warning in effect)Incoming storm (with reports of hail on its way)

Veterans braving the storm to perform their duty as Color Guard, Payson Onion Days Parade, 2008Color Guard at the head of the Parade
(They’re not going to let a little rain and wind stop them!)

National Guard, Payson Onion Days Parade, 2008National Guard (hopefully dressed for the weather)

After that, it got down-right nasty out there. The winds were whipping along, rain was coming down in sheets. Nearly everyone stayed right on parading though:

One of the local bands, Payson Onion Days Parade, 2008A soggy marching band

Riding a soggy float isn\'t as much fun...A soggy float

Payson High School Pipers — soggy and silentSoggy pipers

Not everyone let a bit of damp get their spirits down. Apparently they grow them plucky down in Santaquin. Here we see Miss Santaquin and her Attendants really doing their best to show us they’re having a grand time, the sassy wenches! :D Way to go, gals!

Miss Santaquin and her Attendants with AttitudeMiss Santaquin and her “Attitudes”

We were operating at the announcer booths so we could feed them line-up changes and call in any problems. I was actually under the Push-Up shelter thingy for the announcer, so I only got wet from the waist down (about where my rain-coat stopped), but with the temperature drop and the wind-chill from 20-50 mph winds, I can only imagine how miserable some of those parade folks were.

As it was, we lost the mountain-top repeater for a bit — possibly due to the lightning in the area — and had to switch to a backup frequency. Other than that (and the weather) the parade went very smoothly.

Certainly not something anyone will be forgetting any time soon. :D

Puncture weeds (\Oh, and do you know what puncture weeds are, or “goats heads”? These little beggars completely covered the empty lot where we were setup. A few folks came through in flip-flops — which, given the weather, I thought was insane anyway — but no one seemed to get stuck very bad. It took me a while to pull out all the goats heads stuck to the bottom of my shoes when I got home, and longer to pull out all the broken off spikes. These things are vicious! Take a closer look at the tires on this pickup that had backed up to the sidewalk so they could watch the parade from the bed.

But the Quality Is Still There

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

[I've never gotten around to finishing this, and knowing me, I never will. Publish what yeh got. If I get any requests to finish this … <hint><hint>]

You never know what you’re going to see on back roads in the middle of the night, even here in Utah. Who would expect to see many cars driving out into the desert—as a destination, mind you—at midnight? Not me, that’s for sure.

Apparently the Little Sahara Sand Dunes (35 miles west of Nephi, Utah) are quite a popular spot around Easter/Spring Break time. I’ve been told that you see all kinds of craziness if you go, including runners-up for the coveted Beverly Hillbillies award. This award would go to the vehicle with the most stuff straped, roped, tied, or piled on their vehicle. Couches are, I’m told, a not-infrequent item, worth quite a few points towards your final hillbilly score.

Heck, I got to see honest-to-goodness ’shrooms for the first time Friday night. Yes, that kind of ’shroom. I know, you’re thinking to yourself, “What kind of a sheltered life has he led?!” but I make no excuses.

It was part of a traffic check-point. In my duties as a member of the SCATeam, I occasionally get to help the Sheriff’s Office with things like traffic stops. I pulled the late shift (2200h – 0230h), and thought it was going to be a pretty quiet night … I’d never worked this traffic check-point before, and was I ever mistaken.

At that time of night, nearly every other car had someone begging to get in trouble with the law. I lost track of the number of drunks we pulled out from behind the wheel. The deputies made several impressive catches of people “under the influence” of some mind-altering agent or another. I’m just glad I wasn’t driving with these idiots.

The best quote of the night was a conversation in the MICC about 2330h. A deputy, looking out the window (and probably hoping we could go home a little earlier than planned), noted that it didn’t look very busy outside, and was answered by another deputy who had just come in from the cold to warm up:

“Well, the traffic seems to be thinning out.”

“Yeah, but the quality is still there.”

Things yet to comment on…

  • K9 units
  • list of drugs
  • running mini-dispatch
  • vargal (sp?) nerve
  • “barfin’ up coffee grounds”
  • meat thermometer

“I don’t do this for the entertainment factor.

“I’m here to try to help the people who have proven they are incapable of making good choices. I want to get them into a system that can hopefully help them learn from their mistakes and start making good choices.

“But I’m not denying it’s not a hoot sometimes.”

Going Nose to Nose with a Hummingbird

Monday, August 27th, 2007

One of the perks of being an active Ham in the community is getting to work some fun assignments. Among the several groups I volunteer with is TERT. We basically sit up on the mountain on weekends during the summer and help folks that get themselves into trouble. [You wouldn't believe how many people think sliding down the rock-strewn snow-field found on the back (north) side of Mt. Timpanogos is good idea. Talk about "road rash!" Well, rock rash, anyway.]

Timpooneke Trail HeadEach weekend we have a group of about a half-dozen TERT members who hike up and camp near the basin below the summit. They’re there to help folks who are up on the mountain. We have two trail-heads stations, Aspen Grove and Timpooneke (tim-poo-NEE-kee). We help the folks on the way up, and on the way down.

Many of those up at High Camp are amateur radio operators, many are medically trained (EMTs, First Responders, we even have an ER doctor on the team), and many are both. We also have rock-climbers and runners to round out the skill sets. The radio operators at Trail-head are support for High Camp, responsible for communications with the Sheriff’s Office (in case SAR has to be called out, or to call for emergency helicopter extraction), to apprise hikers of conditions on the mountain, and gently suggest that they might want to take more water, clothing, etc. before setting out.

I usually man Timpooneke Trail-head on my weekends. I find myself saying things like

“The weather up high is pretty bad today; do you have jackets you could take with?”

“Those flip-flops don’t look like they would be very comfortable crossing the scree fields; do you have better footwear?”

“There isn’t any drinkable water on the trail; you might want to take more [than that half-empty 16-oz bottle] with you.”

“Well, our 9-am weather report from the summit this morning was ‘horizontal rain, with wind-chill to 30° Fahrenheit’ …” [that was the real weather report from my last weekend] “…so you might not want to go very high in your tank-top, shorts, and sandals.”

“Are you planning on hiking very far today? Your three year-old looks study enough to make it to Scout Falls—a little over a mile up the trail—but it gets pretty steep after that.”

“Oh, really; just in from California? Today? And you’d like to summit? Well, OK then. The summit is at 11,749 ft so let me give you a couple of pointers about altitude sickness and what the symptoms are. …”

“Hydrate or die!”

I was on duty a couple of weekends ago (17.-19.Jul.2007). We had some good storms roll in; lots of thunder and lightning early Saturday, heavy rain with high winds, and the like. (There’s a saying we have on TERT, “If you don’t like the weather on the mountain, just wait twenty minutes; it will be something completely different.”)

Anyway, I spent most of the day watching cold, tired, soggy hikers come down off the mountain. (Did I mention a popular thing for the students from the local university to do is start up around 0100h [yes, 1:00 a.m., as in one-hour-after-midnight] so they can be at the Summit for sunrise. I think it’s supposed to be romantic to take your significant other. It gives you a common—sometimes traumatic—experience to share. I guess.

By early afternoon, most of the sodden hikers and soggy campers had made it down. I had brought a spy novel up to read, and was making good progress, as there were few folks to talk to. [It also helped that this 290 page novel only had about 150 pages worth of material. It was spread as thin as a Junior High School report: double spaced with large margins; each chapter number thingy was on a page by itself.] I had spent most of the day in the Trail-Head shack—a little six-foot square deal with a couple of antennas on top, and windows to look out and watch folks on the trail. The rain had let up and it was turning into quite a nice day.

Cheeky little chipmunkI was sitting in the doorway reading when I felt something on my shoe; it was a brazen little chipmunk looking for something to nibble. He came by several times all afternoon, so I would toss him a few sunflower seeds; he would nibble for a minute or three, and then disappear for an hour or so.

It was during these breaks that I had the most unusual encounter I’ve ever had with wildlife—and the point of this entry, for which I’ve made you work so hard.

During one of the quiet moments, one of the hummingbirds that had been zipping past trail-head on and off all day long came for a visit. He flitted about the doorway, about an arm’s length away. He was in no hurry, and gave the impression of just sight-seeing. He was so calm about it that I gently raised my arm to see if he would lite. He hovered near, maybe two inches above my palm, buzzed over to the other side once more, then took his leave.

A little later I was standing in the shack, leaning against the door jamb. Suddenly, another hummingbird buzzed up and stopped about five inches from my nose. Just hovered there, nose to nose, staring at me for what seemed like a hummingbird eternity. It was probably only a second, maybe a second and a half, but for a hummingbird?! That’s a very long time. He buzzed from side to side, looked me square in each eye a couple of times, as though sizing me up, and then blitzed off. The whole thing lasted probably ten seconds, but it was a very surreal encounter.

Near the end of the afternoon, I think one of this friends was a little liquored up on nectar or something and came blazing in aimed right at my left eyeball! I ducked to the side, just as he came arrowing in, and he zipped around inside the shack, having himself a good look around. I stepped into the shack, up against the wall, and helped him find his way back out.

I wish I could have gotten photos of any of these little dare-devils, but the only camera I had was my cellphone. Since there is virtually no coverage, you don’t leave your phone turned on, because it drains the battery trying to find a cell tower to link to.

So, brazen chipmunks and cheeky hummingbirds. A “loverly” weekend all around.